the big VD

guess what?

it's the VD!! i mean...the virtual disease. that's right. the doctor is in, and we've hit internet status. scary, no?

for those of you just joining us, this is the official blog of "Dr. Payne and the Disease". It's pretty hip, I know. This will be where all our gig announcements, well wishings, and random anecdotes are...so...this has a lot of potential to be great.

about the band...

there are about eight of us. we tend to rock out with our respective gender specific organs out. we play not only funk, but also jazz, a little latin, and some glorious classic rock. that's right, we rule. we are number one. all others are two or lower.

The band (as of today...):

Dr. Payne: Guitar'n' stuff
Mike "Melanoma" Meusel: Bass'n'stuff
David "Diptheria" Chase: Trumpet'n'stuff
Jeff "Halitosis" Halischuck: Hittin' stuff
Diana "Pneumonia" Piruzevska: Bone'n'stuff
La-Nai "Leprosy" Gabriel: Sax'n'flutie stuff
Sophia "the real STD" Perlman: Vox'n'stuff

honorable mention goes to...

Chris "Hep C" Harnett: Bari Sax'n' stuff, currently spreading his own personal diseases in the caribbean. **shudder**

I, la-nai (yes, i'm actually in the band) am the site administrator, so any major questions involving the design of this blog, and being added onto the "team" can go through me (only members of the band can be on the team. sorry folks...we liked your hustle, and that's why it was so hard to cut you). you know where to find me.

Until next time,

Nai